The Mengdom Kingdom Charter of 2006.
I hereby Excommunicate myself and all Adherents to said Charter from all Apostate and Un-Orthodox Churches! Furthermore all adherents to this charter do decree Calvinism to be the true soteriology, hypercalvinism a heresy punishable by deportation to the Vatican, Arminianism a heresy punishable by deportation to Antarctica, and Atheism a heresy punishable by deportation to France;
And we declare the papacy to be Antichrist, as he takes the name of the Father by calling himself Holy Father, the name of the Son by calling himself the Head of the Church Universal, and the name of the Holy Spirit by calling himself the Vicar of Christ. Supporting members do declare Post-millennialism to be the true form of eschatology, but do allow for the belief in inferior forms of eschatology, thereby placing adherents who do so believe said inferior forms of eschatology as sub members but not subhuman [the class of which is reserved for those teaching transubstantiation], provided that the declared form of eschatology does not claim that the church will not be triumphant on earth prior to the coming of the King, and does not utilize the number six hundred sixty-six to encourage any of the various forms of pagan numerology into the church, nor does it use such numbers to frighten its members with christian science fiction.
We do hold that Dallas Theological Seminary to be a synagogue of heresy and forbid all members from attendance [except in protest, and when we rule the earth upon which time the name of the seminary will be changed to "the place of reprobation"] referencing Biblical passages by their page number; and also forbid: the usage of charts in the teaching of eschatology, date setting in regards to the return of the King, and the adherence to amyraldianism or its synonymous terms.
We do hereby clear Johannes Calvinus of all supposed crimes against Servetus and yet hold charge against Calvinus for not doing so and from this moment forward the most degrading of all names that one could be called is Servetus, but in calling one so without warrant is considered treason against the vulgar tongue and supreme ultimate plum blossom slander, which is an act of war.
We do declare that Jesus was seated upon the throne at the time of his ascension on the clouds to the Ancient Of Days; this throne being that of the Supreme Holy King of the Universe thereby debunking all laws created by governments of this world which are in contradiction to the Kings rule. The King is currently building up His kingdom at this time in the power of His Spirit through His people even forevermore, and all those who oppose his rule are trespassers on His creation and therefore need to create their own universe out of nothing and move there of face trial under charges of treason and trespassing.
Signed Benjamin Meng Intergalatic-Interdemensional MP, Servant of the Most High King, and Member of the Most Royal Guard under the General of Generals being the Lord of Hosts which is the Lord of Armies. |
Wow. I'm just a Christian, can I come? How are Mexicans involved in this? What does this have to do with your dog? Just a few unanswered questions by a non subhuman/submember????....I think.