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What People Are Saying About Zack*     'Stupid Dog' -Augustus Sneedboyle, III     'Surreal' -Felonius Harebelly     '....the reincarnation of Evelyn Waugh. A merited fate.' -Lilian Gish     'I miss Christian Romance' -Harvey Hinklemeyer (speaking for his dog)     'I can't contend with Zack's scholarship.' -Voscar Bliss     'This is a blog? I thought it was Hades.' -a future commentor (from South Africa)     'When the Chronicles get published I want you to write a blurb.' -Bulrod Mimsby-Spitch     'What do you think I am, the Great Gatsby?' -O. Bucky Ackenbola (ok ok so he didn't say that to Zack)     'Oh, you'd be surprised, Zack, at what I can believe.' -Sir Richard Arcos     'Careful, Zack. People who know too much have a habit of knowing nothing ever again.' -Big Chief Susquehannah     '"For they sleep not, except they have done mischief; and their sleep is taken away, unless they cause some to fall. (Pr 4:16)"' -Minerva Shunks     *names have been changed to protect those who did not want to be associated with their names.
Thursday, June 15, 2006
Chapter Seven

Today is the male's birthday. He and the female went somewhere, leaving me to my own devices. I ought to mention that the female waited for him for quite some time before she went off leaving me to my own devices. And while she waited she redesigned his blog. Of course she is silly about him and for this reason refrained from making a spectacle of herself here.

But I have no such scruples. And so I will tell you that she says the love of God in Christ is pictured in marriage, and when she sees him moving through the world, walking across the room, beating me in the backyard-- the love of God in Christ is what she sees.

The Plot Evaporates In a Thick Haze

The Indian was a Seminarian, a member of the local tribe who forayed into the town and harassed the inhabitants, stirring them up to ask futile questions such as whether Paul had a beard. He folded his arms across his chest and studied her disapprovingly.

This is no work for a woman.’ He intoned. He spoke quickly, concisely, as if he were impatient with the conversation though it had just begun.

Get away from me, you horrid man!’ sputtered the female, still winded from being smacked into the side of the barn.

A woman’s place is in the wigwam.’ he said shortly.

An Indian’s place is at the bottom of the river’ she snapped, clutching her skirt.

‘You ought to be careful.’ He said darkly.

And she saw his tomahawk gleaming lightly on his left thigh. She let the point go, but the position of her head betrayed traces of resentment. ‘How long do I have to carry these things around? You were supposed to be here hours ago.’

I was, but you were being espoused to the Hero, and then you disappeared into the tavern with the tall, dark, and handsome man.’

Why do we have to have all this secrecy anyway?’

He considered. As he surmised her in silence, he seemed to hear a distant, dirty river…. It called to him, and he turned away. ‘Because of the crocodiles’ he muttered. And his eyes were clouded. He had read Kipling.

Excuse Me?” the heroine shrieked.

He turned back like lightning, and clapped a hand over her mouth. Her eyes were wide with terror: he was torn between anger, and a torrent of grey green water. He fought for self control. At length, He released her. ‘There are no crocodiles.’ He said it almost sadly. Then he nodded his head towards the interior of the barn, and crossed his arms where he stood, looking violence at the passersby. They did not care that there were no crocodiles. They did not even know.

When the heroine emerged, her figure, which was so womanly, was noticeably less well padded about the tassels of her graduation gown.

posted by Zack @ 6/15/2006 06:39:00 PM  
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