Strugr

"Ask a Dog"
What People Are Saying About Zack*     'Stupid Dog' -Augustus Sneedboyle, III     'Surreal' -Felonius Harebelly     '....the reincarnation of Evelyn Waugh. A merited fate.' -Lilian Gish     'I miss Christian Romance' -Harvey Hinklemeyer (speaking for his dog)     'I can't contend with Zack's scholarship.' -Voscar Bliss     'This is a blog? I thought it was Hades.' -a future commentor (from South Africa)     'When the Chronicles get published I want you to write a blurb.' -Bulrod Mimsby-Spitch     'What do you think I am, the Great Gatsby?' -O. Bucky Ackenbola (ok ok so he didn't say that to Zack)     'Oh, you'd be surprised, Zack, at what I can believe.' -Sir Richard Arcos     'Careful, Zack. People who know too much have a habit of knowing nothing ever again.' -Big Chief Susquehannah     '"For they sleep not, except they have done mischief; and their sleep is taken away, unless they cause some to fall. (Pr 4:16)"' -Minerva Shunks     *names have been changed to protect those who did not want to be associated with their names.
Saturday, August 01, 2009
an open letter to my schizophrenic follower

Dear Readers (in addressing a split personality, it's proper to use the plural): After a long nap, I woke up to check my blog stats and nearly screamed when I saw that I've had two unique visits in the past week: this must mean that besides you guys, someone else has stumbled over my site. It's almost as if the end times are upon us: a literal interpretation of Revelation leads me to conclude that the rise of my popularity will usher in the millenium. My commentary on these things is forthcoming, illustrated with charts and graphs (authentic screenshots of my blog stats from the Middle East). It was then that I realized that I have actual web linkage. Yes, dear readers, in fulfillment of prophecy, The Calvinist Vent has linked to me. I have decided to return the favor. Witness it on my sidebar, "The Blog of a Beast".
posted by Zack @ 8/01/2009 04:07:00 PM  
2 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home
 

© 2006 Strugr | Blogger Templates by Gecko & Fly.

 


 

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Web This Blog
The E-Book!

About Me

My Photo
Name:
Location: Mexico City, DF, Mexico

I am not dead but sleeping

Previous Posts
Archives
Links
Affiliates

Powered by Blogger
make money online blogger templates