Recently the female went public with the information that she is a Sylvester Stallone lookalike. As she's currently in the process of making 'DAUGHTER OF ROCKY: I-VII', I thought I would compose a theme song for her. I was thinking of 'Stye of the Tiger', a subtle yet unpredictable hearken back to the original Rocky's.
Risin' up, back on my feet
Brushed my teeth, tied my laces,
Went the distance to my vision doctor's.
Just a girl walking ten or twenty paces.
etc
Chorus: (this would be sung by the opthamologist:)
It's the stye of the tiger, it's the staph in your eye, etc.
The inspiring theme of these movies is of course Rocky's daughter's epic fight against ocular infection due to using an old tube of mascara while getting ready for a series of dinner engagements with the offspring of Apollo Creed. At one point she runs up the stairs of her small two story townhome in Philadelphia to this music, making a triumphant gesture on the landing (interrupted, sadly, when she trips over a tinkertoy and falls back downstairs).Labels: the female: Rocky Balboa |
