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"Ask a Dog"
| Friday, December 29, 2006 |
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Pictures of our holidays
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The male and female and I had a very festive time together this holiday season. The male only got drunk and beat me once. I suppose that now that the Rt. Rev. Sanc T Monious has accepted the call to head the microdenomination (scroll down to Oct. 24) he feels a certain compunction about being moderate in the number of his drunken bouts. The female received a working camera and took pictures, without any moderation whatsoever.
Christmas morning.
(Notice the threatening posture of the female with the lime squeezer. Deadly in the wrong hands. In the picture below she still hadn't learned the simple settings of the camera, therefore she focussed primarily on the sunbeams. In trying to fix it she removed the beautiful effect of lit dust, and so you get nothing but overexposed particles.)
They had the neighbor children over for fries. ("Can it be that you really know how to make potatoes in this way?" .... A secret technique passed down by the female's mother's mother: it's all in the movement of the wrist when you open the bag.)
And I got a bath. A great advance, not only for Miguel, who used to demand money for work he hadn't done but for myself, who haven't bathed in over a year. Notice how patient I am even under the most humiliating of circumstances, as not even the common decencies are afforded me. No shower curtain. Cameras everywhere. Of course you can't expect the female to appreciate the dignity and profound privacy of my bearing.
And of course there is the scenery....
There is also this video of the cabin, made specially for my Auntie Lauren. Dramatic strains of Hummel's piano works in the background. It closes with a perfect take of the door. Please notice that the female has not yet hung my present from my own Aunt on my own tree. If only I had thumbs I could do it myself. She keeps forgetting. Darn her to Hampshire Heath. (Pardon my fake French)
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posted by Zack @ 12/29/2006 06:00:00 PM   |
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