Strugr

"Ask a Dog"
What People Are Saying About Zack*     'Stupid Dog' -Augustus Sneedboyle, III     'Surreal' -Felonius Harebelly     '....the reincarnation of Evelyn Waugh. A merited fate.' -Lilian Gish     'I miss Christian Romance' -Harvey Hinklemeyer (speaking for his dog)     'I can't contend with Zack's scholarship.' -Voscar Bliss     'This is a blog? I thought it was Hades.' -a future commentor (from South Africa)     'When the Chronicles get published I want you to write a blurb.' -Bulrod Mimsby-Spitch     'What do you think I am, the Great Gatsby?' -O. Bucky Ackenbola (ok ok so he didn't say that to Zack)     'Oh, you'd be surprised, Zack, at what I can believe.' -Sir Richard Arcos     'Careful, Zack. People who know too much have a habit of knowing nothing ever again.' -Big Chief Susquehannah     '"For they sleep not, except they have done mischief; and their sleep is taken away, unless they cause some to fall. (Pr 4:16)"' -Minerva Shunks     *names have been changed to protect those who did not want to be associated with their names.
Wednesday, September 02, 2009
A Post Script to the Open Letter to my Schizophrenic Follower

PS. Would you guys please move to the Middle East? It would sure move things along prophetically (with regard to my popularity in that region and the end times).

I realise it's a small thing to ask of you but I can't underestimate the significance. So don't drag your feet. The end of the world awaits. Send me a postcard when you arrive so I can lock the female out of the bomb shelter.

PPS. The male thinks you only come here because you are in the grip of some horrible compulsion. This made the female laugh. I defended you: I bit her ankle.
posted by Zack @ 9/02/2009 08:58:00 PM  
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